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author_by_nightSo apparently I've offended people on the internet. This is serious, guys. Really, really serious. I should realize that people on the internet mustn't be expected to actually read things before reacting, or read them carefully anyway.
So here's a well-worded version of everything I want to say right now. No offense.
Even though I love dogs, I have a cat. It isn't that I don't like dogs, because I do like dogs, even small dogs that could be mistaken for cats. Not that this is a slight against small dogs or small people. Small dogs and short people are awesome. But of course, so are big dogs and tall people. Medium sized dogs and medium sized people are also very good. Because I like everyone. There is no animal I don't like. I also like plants. I love plants. Please don't think I don't love you, tree outside my bedroom window! I LOVE YOU! I also love the sky and the clouds and that big, big moon. It's just that when I went to the animal shelter, they happened to have cats. So that's what I ended up getting. I got my cat because she was the most gentle - nothing against the cats that weren't gentle, our personalities just went together better. Not that my personality doesn't mean I don't like all sorts of cats and people and plants and rocks and moon cycles.
.... oops I forgot to mention I love fruit. Now I've offended fruit lovers. :(
So here's a well-worded version of everything I want to say right now. No offense.
Even though I love dogs, I have a cat. It isn't that I don't like dogs, because I do like dogs, even small dogs that could be mistaken for cats. Not that this is a slight against small dogs or small people. Small dogs and short people are awesome. But of course, so are big dogs and tall people. Medium sized dogs and medium sized people are also very good. Because I like everyone. There is no animal I don't like. I also like plants. I love plants. Please don't think I don't love you, tree outside my bedroom window! I LOVE YOU! I also love the sky and the clouds and that big, big moon. It's just that when I went to the animal shelter, they happened to have cats. So that's what I ended up getting. I got my cat because she was the most gentle - nothing against the cats that weren't gentle, our personalities just went together better. Not that my personality doesn't mean I don't like all sorts of cats and people and plants and rocks and moon cycles.
.... oops I forgot to mention I love fruit. Now I've offended fruit lovers. :(
