(Guess this is country? It's not a parody of a song, just a parody of... everything on the internet, basically.)
I read today about
A very sneaky man
Who found a clever way
To bootleg imported ham
It seemed rather silly
I paused and scratched my head
But I was the silly one
For not believing what I'd read
Because if it's on the internet
Then it must be true
Because if it's on the internet
It's real for me and you
Hold your Trojan horses
If a woman named Helen O'Troy
Sends you a friend request
It's an evil viral ploy
Your children will get rickets
If they're exposed to too much sun
We used to believe the opposite
But a new study has been done
Oh!
Because if it's on the internet
Then it must be true
Because if it's on the internet
It's real for me and you
There was a day, my simple son
When we fact checked all we heard
But in these dark and testy times
You can't take anyone's word
So hoist up your Saddle App
It's all on here online
Fact check you don't believe me
But it's all a waste of time
Because if it's on the internet
Then it must be true
Because if it's on the internet
It's real for me and you
Because if it's on the internet
Then it must be true
Because if it's on the internet
It's real for me and you
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