Old Wives' Fail?
Aug. 7th, 2016 02:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
author_by_nightWhen you're in your thirties and still think you have to wait half an hour to swim or you might die of a stomach cramp.
Because clearly what made sense to you at three (when your mom just wanted to finish napping) should make sense now...
But what if Old Wives' Tales were true???
She swallowed this gum in August 2009 on her way to a Taylor Swift concert. It finally left town yesterday after years of unexplainable constipation.
Opened the window while his hair was still wet and briefly stuck his head outside. Fool!
Nine lives later, Mittens still hasn't found a brand of pet food she likes.
She hasn't liked Doctor Who since Tennant's run. That was also when she started eating apples daily.
Because clearly what made sense to you at three (when your mom just wanted to finish napping) should make sense now...
But what if Old Wives' Tales were true???
She swallowed this gum in August 2009 on her way to a Taylor Swift concert. It finally left town yesterday after years of unexplainable constipation.
Opened the window while his hair was still wet and briefly stuck his head outside. Fool!
Nine lives later, Mittens still hasn't found a brand of pet food she likes.
She hasn't liked Doctor Who since Tennant's run. That was also when she started eating apples daily.
